just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Well I just put wine in my tea
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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