were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.