He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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