I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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