ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
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those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
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like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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