i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
