is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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