do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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