I feel like I'm in dance class right now
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
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Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
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blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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