Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
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We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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