Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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