We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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