I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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