if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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