I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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