porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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