can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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