so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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