You smell like stripper and shame
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
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