when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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