Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
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His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You're like the curious george of whores
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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