honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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