you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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