When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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