No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
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the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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