And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
She bit a glass in half.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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