yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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