I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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