Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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