Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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