What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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