well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
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I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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