it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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