i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
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We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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