i was rollin on her like bob the builder
nutella sex= disaster
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
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I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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