i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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