I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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