Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
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