READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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