So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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