the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Boobs are out for the taking
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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