i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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