Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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