How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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