Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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