could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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