Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
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On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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