All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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