He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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