i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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