He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
