i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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