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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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