Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
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I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
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I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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