like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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